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«If your job can be done from home, it can also be done from Canada.»

Canada™ — you what, got places to be?!

/* points at the calendar at the wall */
«every day is perfect for those boxes!»

good thinking — lets make one egg to take care of another!
they literally both eggs, what's the worst what could never happen?

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

https://bad-dragon.com/sales/backtoschool2018

«like many other hobbies — it's not a hobby»

/f https://zencastr.com/z/lZPhMVUp

they cant even find U in color

/ref british english, color tv

your life is only half of the joke,
the other half is also your life

«and we promise to leave you alone. after you fulfill all the obligations you dont remember giving»

/* me, giving a tour to my future husband */
– and this is our reproduction facility.
– that's a bedroom?..
– 😉