that sauce was hotter than your mom when we were still dating

i like to generalize things
and who doesnt

some people are just so CUTE!

C - horny
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what if we use fedi account as login to other sites?
DAE accidentally reinvented oauth in their spare time

– what to do with people who have 50+ tabs open?
– tell them to use bookmarks

degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry

im not up to date on your lore,
how's wife, how's kids?

i already bought the game, and now you want me to pre-upgrade my pre-order..
just to (* looks at the justification notes for levels of greed *) play it a week earlier?..

WinRawr :3

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